30 days of lists: 25 + 26

A little late posting this for 30 Days of Lists, but c'est la vie.

You know, it's funny that I drew such a blank on the "titles for my autobiography" list, because if you know me well, you know that I come up with amusing titles for my memoirs all the time. The trouble, apparently, is that I mostly do this while intoxicated or late at night in bed, and I never write them down. Rats! Fortunately, the first two on my list are actual titles I've thought of in the past. Such a shame that you will never know my true brilliance ... !  ☆